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Missionary Impossible 

When having sex with a girl in the missionary position on the bottom bunk of a bunk bed, hook your hands and feet into the cross bars of the mattress above you so that the only part of you touching her is your cock in her vagina.
Yeah man, she was sleeping so I had to pull a missionary impossible to keep her from waking up.
Missionary Impossible by P.M. Wang January 14, 2009

missionary impossible 

Start having vaginal intercourse missionary style. Then while doing her missionary flip her around into doggie syle with out! disconnection! This is called Missionary Impossible!
I was doin this girl missionary and i tried missionary impossible but, it really is impossible.
missionary impossible by Avo NAzarian September 20, 2006

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026