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brown squirrel

The act of a woman holding cum in her cheeks making them appear puffy like a squirrel's directly after performing an ass-to-mouth. The final step of the brown squirrel is to smack both cheeks simultaneously causing the cum to be sprayed violently from the mouth.
My cum was all over the wall after I pulled a brown squirrel on that chick.
brown squirrel by german skeez January 13, 2009
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Brown Squirrel

Shoving a furry tail up your ass, but leaving enough hanging out so that while you're munching on nuts you look like a squirrel.
Whoa, do you see Nathan G. over there? He's totally doing the brown squirrel on that guy!
Brown Squirrel by gower_lover April 18, 2011

The Brown Squirrel 

The act of stuffing one's testicles into another person's anus, like a squirrel hiding their nuts.
Tom Cruise prefers the Brown Squirrel to the Black Chipmunk.

brown eyed squirrel 

When someone is sucking on a man's testicles from behind and gets his/her face shit on.
Bro last night I gave a chick a brown eyed squirrel.

Brown sugar squirrel 

Did you hear that? I think it was a rare, elusive, brown sugar squirrel. You almost never see them. You always here them when they explode from their nest after a period of hibernation.
Brown sugar squirrel by Juan fy September 5, 2023

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026