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Kris Kringle

The act of farting on your own ball sack.
Yukon Cornelius was the first man to ever successfully give himself a kris kringle.
Kris Kringle by Beck C Men December 1, 2010

Kris Kringle's Kringles 

The male must first dress up as Santa Clause. Then, assuming any position, he will reach a climax and when he does, he will throw powdered sugar in her face, stick his testicles up her nostrils, then poke her in the eye with a candy cane. Usually takes place around Christmas.
Santa came last night! He gave me a Kris Kringle's Kringles!

Kris Kringled 

A word describing a item Santa Clause tears up.
Did you hear about what happened to Johnny?

No, what.

He took his wish list to Santa and it got Kris Kringled
Kris Kringled by Lar095070 October 25, 2015

Kris Kringled 

Verb past tense. To take it up the bottom by a large man with a festive white beard and jolly disposition.
Take a look at that poor shmuck! He must have gotten Kris Kringled last night!

One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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