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shizzling the nizzle 

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
whacking the mole
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
"I can't stand to see him shizzling the nizzle."
shizzling the nizzle by Dean May 13, 2005

Shizzling Bruv

Excellent my good friend, please invite me to continue this smashing conversation. I enjoy your company in a completely legitamate and non-homosexual fasion.
"Son, nah how the shit be thee?"
"I be shizzling bruv."
"Man, now I got your back dog."
"Y'Shittin' me son?!"
Shizzling Bruv by jkedn May 6, 2005
Shnoglin is when you cant control your body after being in a heated situation. Shnoglin is very rare but a very serious spasm attack. Most recorded shnoglin attacks happen to "gingers" and asians.
My girlfriend shnoglined after an argument last night and I rushed her to the hospital for medical treatment.
shnoglin by dcagurl July 8, 2011

shmoiling 

An onomatopoeic amalgamation of the word 'boiling' and the Yiddish word 'shvitz'. An adjective used to describe a state of sticky and uncomfortable heat.
"Alex it's shmoiling outside!" exclaimed Benny.
"I know, I feel like going to sit inside the freezer" concurred Alex.
shmoiling by isabella jaunita lopez September 28, 2010

ass shnozzing 

The act of vigorously rubbing ones nose in another ones ass.
I was eating a bitch's pussy out doggie-style while giving her a little ass shnozzing.

Shoaling 

Pulling in front of other cyclists at an intersection instead of lining up behind them. Considered a major fau pas.
That roadie was shoaling me, so I sucked his wheel all the way up the hill.
Shoaling by sillygolem October 15, 2011