See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat petting the weasel
spanking the monkey flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
whacking the mole
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
Excellent my good friend, please invite me to continue this smashing conversation. I enjoy your company in a completely legitamate and non-homosexual fasion.
"Son, nah how the shit be thee?"
"I be shizzling bruv."
"Man, now I got your back dog."
"Y'Shittin' me son?!"
Shnoglin is when you cant control your body after being in a heated situation. Shnoglin is very rare but a very serious spasm attack. Most recorded shnoglin attacks happen to "gingers" and asians.
My girlfriend shnoglined after an argument last night and I rushed her to the hospital for medicaltreatment.
An onomatopoeic amalgamation of the word 'boiling' and the Yiddish word 'shvitz'. An adjective used to describe a state of sticky and uncomfortable heat.
"Alex it's shmoiling outside!" exclaimed Benny.
"I know, I feel like going to sit inside the freezer" concurred Alex.