The Brain Trust

A group of MEN. Rightfully named for the sex which actually contains a brain. Members must have names of royalty. Known for there excellent problem solving techniques over a cold buhr or 2.

Term rightfully originates from the show Scrubs

Commodore! Chancellor! Duke! assemble The Baron and The Count, to complete The Brain Trust. We have to have a meeting to discuss recent events.

Fine Crew! should we induct a new member to The Brain Trust, named Nancy Boy? We shall discuss the pros and cons over some frosty cool brews.

The Brain Trust by Ryan and Jeremy October 15, 2007

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Brain Trust

A group of smart advisors. Used sarcastically to refer to a bunch of decision makers who are not wise.

The "Brain Trust" was the name given to a group of diverse academics who served as advisers to U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt during the early period of his tenure. The group acted as an informal Cabinet and was first suggested in March 1932 by Roosevelt's legal counsel Samuel Rosenman.

Joes Smith looks at his teenage boys doting over their unexploded fireworks, thinking this brain trust doesn't bode well for the future of his businnes.

Brain Trust by bariot October 10, 2007

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boyfriend brain trust

A group of discarded girls that No man wants to date. They gather together and give each other advice on dating which seems idiotic because it is. They all have dogs or cats which are their replacements for men.

The boyfriend brain trust is gathering this weekend to decide whether or not Cathy should attempt to date Rich.

boyfriend brain trust by 1chickenfucker February 25, 2017

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Brain Trust

A group of smart advisors. Used sarcastically to refer to a bunch of decision makers who are not wise.

The "Brain Trust" was the name given to a group of diverse academics who served as advisers to U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt during the early period of his tenure. The group acted as an informal Cabinet and was first suggested in March 1932 by Roosevelt's legal counsel Samuel Rosenman.

Joes Smith looks at his teenage boys doting over their unexploded fireworks, thinking this brain trust doesn't bode well for the future of his businnes.

Brain Trust by bariot October 10, 2007

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Poopbag Brain Thrusts

When one uses their collection of feces contained within plastic foil bags to obliterate their sexual partner's throat in an act of sodomy.

Chad: "Yo Tim, what ever happened with you and that girl last night?"
Tim: "Oh bro, my throat is so sore! She whipped out her fecal bag and performed poopbag brain thrusts on me for like an hour! We're meeting up again tonight!"

Poopbag Brain Thrusts by SuzerainY September 22, 2022

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The Brain Trust

A collective group of people, usually female, who believe they know everything and cannot learn anything from anyone else. Their decisions are routinely rife with bullshit and almost always based on incorrect assumptions and inuendo.

They are ALWAYS right and ALWAYS have to go to another source, frequently a male in their sphere of influence, to bail them out once they Fuck Up!!!!

"Paige/NaNa": "I am telling you, I know what I am talking about!"

"April/Heather": "I agree!!"

<wrong occurence, money blown, accident happens>

Trey to Eric: "The fucking Brain Trust is at it again!" "Watch, here comes the phone call."

<phone rings>

Trey/Eric: "Hello."

Brain Trust: "Can you help me?" "Remember when we were talking the other day?" "Well, how do I bail someone out of Jail?"

T&E sigh.........

The Brain Trust by T&E September 7, 2005

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