Someone who steals from stores. A klepto .Anything with a price tag, gets took. Stolen, put in your pockets, your underwear, your bookbag , its coming out that store. And you aint paying for it ! , its
like the old 80s 90s saying "that badd azz
boy has sticky fingers!". Sticky finger bandit, is not to get confused with a
crackhead who breaks into cars or houses. More like a pro retail theft. Retail klepto
Suburban timmy - "how did markus get all that candy , soda , and spray paint? I didnt see his
mom give him money earlyer, and hes only 11 theres no way he able to buy spray paint !"
Suburban Conner- "Yea markus is so freaking k00L he steals everything ! Him and all his friends are STICKY FINGER BANDIT'
S ,"
Markus- "thats
right bois, one day you guys can be
kool like me, thats if your balls are big enough, toodles suburban nerds!"