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A Hamilton

When one drops a phat nature clump of the brown variety into an unsuspecting toilet
A Hamilton by LTAM October 10, 2008
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a Hamilton

When you're at the gym or in a locker room and you go to get something out of your locker and you turn to find the ass of another man, who's changing next to you, (accidentally) in your face.
I went back to my locker to get my earbuds and got a Hamilton from an old timer.
a Hamilton by Butter McBoorae March 28, 2016

Pulling a Hamilton

A golf betting term for repeatably and frequently playing poorly which causes a loss of bets for match or stroke play.
He just drove his ball in the pond and lost money, that's really pulling a Hamilton
Pulling a Hamilton by Grumpyturd January 27, 2019

Pulling a Hamilton

When you expose yourself for some stupid shit you did a long time ago for a pointless reason.
Jeff was pulling a Hamilton last night when he exposed himself for cheating on his wife, so she wouldn't think he was out getting drunk.
Pulling a Hamilton by Gonnakms November 2, 2016

Pulling a Hamilton

When you expose yourself for no reason.
Jeff was pulling a Hamilton last night; he exposed himself for his affair, so his wife wouldn't thtink he was out drinking.
Pulling a Hamilton by Gonnakms November 2, 2016

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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