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Grants Pass

A small town in Oregon full with too many senior citizens and drug problems. Named one of Time Magazine's top five places to retire in the United States (along with, oddly enough, Ireland, which does not fit the definition of in the United States).
One: Where you from?
Two: Do I have to tell you?
One: Oh, you're from Grants Pass huh?
Grants Pass by Crystalann August 1, 2008
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Grants Pass

One of the most beautiful towns in Oregon, set in one of the most beautiful valleys in one of the most beautiful counties.
Grants Pass by Beeboobop85269 December 22, 2009

grants pass

a small town with many cool people in oregon kinda quirky but very active
grants pass by nettierobot August 18, 2008

Grants Pass

A somewhat decent small town in a hella boring state. In Jackson County a codeword for "hick" though they aren't all that much better off despite that good music drops through much more. It's Oregon, little difference apart from slightly more services really.

Decisively conservative, but less so than the surrounding county.(the recent levy passed)

Also known for a large concentration of people with mental problems.(the spoon guy who holds spoons up to the sun)

Oh, and certain punk kids are rowdy as shit. The Mexicans and white supremacist types occasionally like to throw down. Please stay away from the west. Our local music scene is a pale imitation of Portland's(speaking of metal specifically, and not other genres)
Grants Pass: thought by everyone to be as boring as towns get until they visit Pendleton, Coos Bay, etc......

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