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doojer

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A short but plump penis, Which is usually around 4 1/2 inches long
Man im proud of my doojer, 4 1/2 inches long man.
by Derek October 29, 2003
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Dooberry

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A mild slang name for a penis, supposedly less offensive that cock, prick, or dick, it does not have the fecal connotations of dingleberry but is used to describe the penis in much the same circumstances by much the same people. In addition it can also be used as a mildly disparaging term for a person who has exasperated you by doing something atypically stupid.
"I had to rush like hell to get here on time. I was halfway here when I remembered I'd left the contract in my desk at home and had to go back for them, I felt like a right dooberry."
by AKACroatalin March 16, 2015
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Doomer

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A person (usually a millennial or generation Z and male) who has experienced apparent hardship (relationship breakup, job loss, failure etc.) and has became fully immersed in apathy, self hatred, depression and generally being a loner. Usually asleep or tired in the day and more active at the night, spending time on the internet or going on long night walks ruminating.

Often has little other hobbies, whilst listening to characteristic music including Slowcore, Eastern European Goth, 'Doomer Wave', Radiohead and the more sombre and depressing forms of Midwest Emo music.

Doomers often want a normal life, but find it hard to understand why everything goes against them and thinks long and hard about a path back to normality.
Person A: I haven't seen Tom in ages. Where is he?

Person B: He took breakup with his gf quite badly, then lost his job. He now spends all his time reading, posting sad status updates and depressing music on Facebook.

Person A: Sounds like Tom has gone full on Doomer.
by Guess 102 April 1, 2020
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Doomer

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A person with a pessimistic outlook on life. A doomer feels a sense of helplessness and aimlessness and is often stricken with deep despair for life. For a doomer, life is meaningless, and the world is inevitably doomed by humanity's ignorance and greed.
"I've never seen Tom smile or try to be happy in my life, he's such a doomer"
by BunnyboyCarrot May 11, 2019
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Dooder

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You dirty lil dooder.
by Gubbalump April 14, 2019
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doomerette

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I met a doomerette today, she was wearing all black
by Rcfoolz April 28, 2019
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Tweedle Doofer

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a person who gets bitten by a dangerous bug and gets the five day fever and doesn't treat it
by RedbeanReindeer May 2, 2018
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