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completely and utterly discombobulated following excessive alcohol consumption, may be combined with crawling on the floor, barfing in your bed, or stealing stuff for no good reason
Man he was so tommied that he puked in the bushes!
tommied by Easy Street April 24, 2005
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ITS A WORD USED TO DESCRIBE A REALLY HOT ,SMART,FUNNY PERSON <3<3 THAT IS THE BEST
Wow did you see them they must be tommemi
tommemi by Lovebugg666 April 25, 2021
Tommemi is the alpha, superior to humans, they got mature alpha in a test. Don't disrespect tommemi
Omg, is that tommemi, let's bow down and bark!
tommemi by Tommemi April 26, 2021

tommie network 

Stream of ejaculate flowing from woman to woman to woman and eventually leading us back to a few chads at Carlson School of Management. It does not mean "we'll have buddies in esteemed positions who'll line you up with jobs/internships/careers SIMPLY because you paid 40,000 a year to do shit at St Thomas--it means 1/4th of the womenfolk here fucked some dudes at Carlson and wound up becoming senior vice presidents at 23. hahaha what a schmuck buying into our con game"
Advisor: "Oy! we have a GREAT tommie network, when you graduate you'll be getting offers for career-launchpad positions! (but in reality only the sloots, the well-connected and the family-business-owning students will find high-level careers heheheheh...we say we love egalitarianism while really conning the 99.999%! "

Gullible students: "OY! so you mean if I pay 40,000 a year to study vocabulary terms but 'trust your plan' I'll wind up an Investment Banker or CFO at age 22? (for the record, Urban Dictionary, this is LITERALLY what Dr Ernest Owens and Michael Devaugh promise)"

Savvy students: "Oh tommie network? TOMMIE NETWORK ? sigh...guess I better bring my umbrella....sighghhgh..."
tommie network by AnonemousMarmot November 8, 2020
Tommie is an extremely loving and caring person, to whom you can talk to about anything. He could be one of the nicest and smartest people you ever meet. Some one by the name of tommie will most likely have brown or black hair and a dak color in their eyes. If you ever meet a tommie you will most likely become friends with and/or fall in love with them.
Tommie, you are such a kind and gentle person.
Tommie by S.o.S.loves.S.o.S July 3, 2010
tommemi is a god complex who is superior among mere commoners. if you ever meet tommemi be sure to bow down.
wow tommemi really is a god.
tommemi by mothballrats April 25, 2021