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nose bleed 

Something that happens to anime characters (particularly males), outside of hentai, when they are confronted with a sexually exciting situation.
Being confronted with a naked Ryoko and Ayaka, Tenchi couldn't help his nose bleed
nose bleed by Tal April 17, 2005
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nose bleed 

Nose bleed seats are seats far away and high up on the stands. It comes from the real nose bleeding which occurs at actual high altitudes.
1: Did you see the Metallica concert. I was front row!!!
2: Lucky Bastard! I could only afford nose bleed seats.
nose bleed by Naruto Phreek September 21, 2005

nose bleed 

the anime version of an erection (well, in most anime thats appropriote for ages 16 and below), were a male character will bleed profusely from the nose when sexually excited. seeing that girls dont have erections and they cant show her panties getting wet, girls experience extremely red blush across their faces.
iruka sensei experienced naruto's sexy no jutsu and had a nose bleed
nose bleed by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006

nose bleed 

when you are speaking in a different language rather than your native and you are running out of words

example is an American tourist in China talking to the native Chinese that do not speak English and the American has limited Chinese words.
The American talking to the Chinese guy is having a nose bleed while asking for directions to the Great Wall.
nose bleed by kornchipgirl March 8, 2008

Nose bleed 

A phrase used to emphasise one's disbelief at stupidly high prices.
"I bought my daughter the Yearbook; £25!!! I almost had a nose bleed!"

or

A: "Dad, could I borrow £25 for the school's Yearbook?
B: "Arg, nose bleed!"

Nose bleed 

When a Women Walks With Her Head Up High, Confident and Knowing She's The SHIT
Nose bleed by DCORION April 9, 2017

Nose bleed Thorat chop 

punching someone in the nose then punching someone in the thorat until they collaspe..
I got into a fight. I punched him in the fucking nose until he was bleeding, then i choped him in the throat. Thats a nose bleed thorat chop call the fucking ambulance..
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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