lobed 

The constant flicking and rubbing of the ear. A casual lobe psses off the normal pedestrian.

Helt: Awwwwwwwwwwwww Spag wanna get lobed?
Spag: Doode! Helt! Faggot!

Johnson: Awww losmobile wanna get lobed?

lobed by Ballpark May 22, 2008

Be lobed 

An extremely insulting way to hate a person. By simply muttering the words "be lobed" it should be considered the start of war. Not to be confused with "lobe" which is the complete opposite.

P1: "Hey I think your hat is weird."
P2: "Be lobed"

Be lobed by LunarSkeleton July 23, 2022

Be lobed 

A extremely offensive word to say to anyone, if you say it you might as well be starting a war. Not to be confused with it's opposite "lobe."

P1: "I don't like your hat."
P2: "Be lobed."

Be lobed by LunarSkeleton July 23, 2022

Mike Loved

To be stolen from, cheated, conned, have your work claimed by another party. The perpetrator is generally professional douche bag.

" Bill Twatwaffle told the boss your idea was his? Man, you got Mike Loved!!"

Mike Loved by Corinne C December 20, 2016

He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son. 

This line is said after almost every death of one of pewd’s pets.

“JOERGEN- NOoOoOoOoOo !!”
“He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.”

He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son. by zenissushi August 23, 2019

Lobe

Lobe is when you have fat thumbs when you type and get the b instead of the v and are too lazy to change it so it is always lobe instead of love.

I lobe you. That is such a lobely dress and so lobeable.

Lobe by Bellyflop December 30, 2019

Lubed the lint cave

When you are fucking a large man or women and just before you nut, you pull out and go balls deep in their bell button and " Lube the lint cave".

I was banging this chick and just before I finished, i pulled out and "lubed the lint cave"

Lubed the lint cave by Travis and mark November 22, 2018