Bitters 

English beer that is brewed to be usually %9 alcohol (versus the pussy-ass 3.2 beer of the 'states) and is meant to be served at room temperature. Bitters usually has a bitter taste, initially, but as you drink it the lager tends to have a sweet after taste that really grows on you.

Oi, John, a pint of bitters for me and me boys!

Bitters by Bill Brasky February 1, 2005

bitters 

see also manchester city.

you run on the pitch
to abandon the game
in your bitter blue world

bitters by International Bad Boy September 4, 2004

Bitters 

White, less-educated, individuals who trend conservative (either on social values or economic policy); small-town, working class people; individuals with less than four years of college who earn less than 50K per year; religious, pro-gun, social conservatives.

Derived from Barack Obama's quote:

"You go into these small towns in Pennsylvania, and like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton Administration and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are going to regenerate and they have not. And it's not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."

"That's right, America: you can add Florida to the long list of Bitters forged in the crucible of the endless, violent, gnashing-of-teeth and rending-of-garments campaign of 2008." --Wonkette

"They have many Bitters in Michigan ever since the Chinese & Mexicans took their factory jobs." --Wonkette

Bitters by timo34 May 21, 2008

Bitters 

A person who is always pissed off, someone who can’t let anything go.

She would not stop bitching about something bad I had done, she was bitter. So I said ok “bitters”

Bitters by Asshat813 November 28, 2020

Miss Bitters 

A Charecter in the wonderfull cartoon
Invader Zim created by Jhonen Vasquez (See Genius) in 2001. Miss Bitters is the teacher of Zim and Dib's class. Extremely scary, she can materializes out of shadows. She spends her lessons "enlightening" her students of the horror's of the world around them, intent on crushing their dreams.

Quotes
"Doom, doom, doooom! Go home now."
"So, right around there, a negative stigma was attached to the idea of surviving on human flesh."
"Be quick! I can only survive so long in the sun."

Miss Bitters by Magical Spleen June 10, 2005

Cocktail Bitters

A substance intended for flavoring cocktails. Despite the high alcohol concentration (ranging from 35-60% ABV), it is exempt from all alcoholic beverage regulations because it is classified as a flavoring, not a beverage. As a result, no liquor license of any kind is needed to sell it, and anyone can purchase it regardless of age.

Due to the strong flavor, it is not recommended to drink cocktail bitters straight. When mixed with soft drinks or seltzer water to create a drink with approximately 5-10% alcohol, however, bitters can be quite drinkable. Angostura is a popular brand of bitters, but there are countless options on the market.

Tim: I need a drink but I'm only 20 and my friend that buys my alcohol is out of town

Steve: Try buying some cocktail bitters! They're 45% alcohol
Tim: Good idea! I'll pick up some seltzer for mixing too.

Cocktail Bitters by Four Loko Frat Guy November 8, 2022

shitter bitters 

The pretzel bites you get at Pretzel Time at the mall. You know, the pretzel bites .. !? Woot woot.

Can I have a large order of shitter bitters with cheese sauce and a coke !?

shitter bitters by Pickle Festus June 1, 2005