twatbook 

an adult erotic publication, containing graphic images of consenting ladies private parts. Often found on the top shelf of your local newsagents

yer wanna see my twatbook collection. Over 2000 copies of razzle,men only and club

twatbook by Zank Frappa May 8, 2008

twatbook 

disparaging term for social media, portmanteau of "twat" - a twitter user and "book" for facebook.

oh god, they only reveal information on twatbook

twatbook by almost1 August 13, 2013

Twitbooking 

The act of constantly updating your facebook status. This has become a rather annoying problem recently, especially with the invention of twitter. If you really want us to know what you are doing every five goddamn seconds get a twitter! Nobody gives a damn what you're doing anyways.

John: Luke keeps updating his facebook status every two minutes! What the hell?
Jenny: Wow that guy is totally twitbooking. What an asshole.

Twitbooking by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009

Twitbook 

When someone uses Twitter to promote his facebook group.

The Twitter's Facebook group (now deleted) is the best example of what a Twitbook is.

Twitbook by freakishlyyours March 2, 2010

Twitbooking 

An unhealthy obsession with the aptly named Twitter, Facebook and other social media by twits and other eejits who don't see anything wrong with putting the banal details of their inconsequential lives online for stalkers, prospective employers, exes and their imaginary "friends" to peruse for hours on end when they should be working.

Online mental masturbation for the socially retarded who regard befriending the most online strangers as a badge of honour.

When you are a child you may have one imaginary friend.

When you are an adult, you have over 500, thanks toTwitbooking.

Twitbooking by irretardulous January 31, 2012

Twitbook 

combination of TWITTER and FACEBOOK.
Twitter+Facebook=TWITBOOK
and for those who has twitter and facebook.

i love twitbook!

Twitbook by akome November 19, 2009

Twitbook 

pseudonym for Truth Social

my sister has deleted her facebook and twitter because of "big tech" and the "censorship of Donald tRump" and is now waiting to get access to twitbook aka truth social.

Twitbook by todd.adhd.rocks March 25, 2022