tuey 

"Tuey" a slang term used in Seattle to describe the wonderful yet deathly concoction 211 steel reserve. If you must know Tuey is the best 40 Oz. in the world, although it will make you shit your pants the next day with frequent outbreaks throughout the next 24 hours. It will also inhibit your abilities to function even with the simplest of tasks, as it is the beer Satan created himself to take pleasure in watching humans suffer.

ND: ay, lets go to the store and fuck with tuey.
JS: nah man tuey is too rediculous for me tonight i just want a wine cooler.
ND: oh yea last time we drank tuey we woke up in North Seattle without our pants, damn your right...
JS: fuck it I only have 5 dollars lets do it.

tuey by Jays nuts May 1, 2008

hawk tuey 

when youre getting toe curling head and she salivates all over your hard dick

she gave him the hawk tuey

hawk tuey by Flightpass November 21, 2024

Hawk Tuey 

When you try to spit in someone’s face aka “hawk tuah” but you do it wrong likely because you don’t know how and just end up launching it on yourself or otherwise not reaching the target. End result is a wad of spit hanging from your mouth.

“Nice prius you got there loser!” “Shut up bitch! Hawk tuey!” “Haha you just spit on your car dumbass!”

Hawk Tuey by pileofheads March 2, 2025