Dirty Palmer 

During a rousing session of anal sex with his significant other, the man in the rear pulls his penis out and proceeds in jerking off on his lover's back, thus giving himself a dirty palm.

I pulled it out of my stud muffin's butt and finished off all over him with a dirty palmer.........

Dirty Palmer by spangs May 1, 2008

Dirty Palmer 

The act of eating an ass with such enthusiasm and aplomb that the eater gains more pleasure from the act than the eatee.

Hey babe, when we get home, I'm going to shower and when I get out I want you ti hit me with that dirty palmer

Dirty Palmer by Jeff Ardnt April 21, 2020

Dirty Palmer 

An unlikely breakfast cocktail comprising a pint of cider and a pickled egg.

James is looking a little worse for wear after last night, let’s get him a Dirty Palmer to perk him up

Dirty Palmer by RoboMD November 23, 2021

Dirty Ass Kunt Palmer 

A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.

Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.

Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.

Dirty Ass Kunt Palmer by ballplayer182 March 18, 2022