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an angry hispanic male, uses the word "fuck" a lot. dislikes non-english speaking individuals, short people, heterosexual love making, and losing at random PS2 games. (the latter sometimes causing dance-like seizures, accompanied by tourettes like cursing)

enjoys talking about, and playing with, his and others "balls", long naps, miller lite, long walks on the beach, shoe collecting, and cuddling.
When Ron came back on the last hole of Tiger, Josh pulled a total Prete.
Prete by JB Hoover July 27, 2008
is the complete absence of self morals and or common sense.
Also a complete raging alchy, who shakes horribly when going through withdrawls.
LJ Prete gets greered on the weekends and trys to score some blow.
LJ Prete by Team of the Awesome April 27, 2009

del prete 

is invisble, says fuck evergreen, fucks all the bitchs, rated 10 out of 10. thinks gay people should die
fuck evergreen im fuckin bitched rated 10 out of 10 and i think fags should die
del prete by Anthony January 8, 2004

Thanks Pete 

Mostly said by fans of Fall Out Boy after when Patrick couldn't reach the mic, Pete Wentz attempted to lift him up to it
Patrick: Er, and thanks to this mic stand for being really tall
Pete: *Lifts Patrick up*
Patrick: Thanks Pete
Since then, Fall Out Boy fans will randomly blurt out THANKS PETE or instead of just saying thanks. Now thank Pete for this definition
Friend: *opens door for me to walk through*
Me: *walks through* Thanks Pete!
Friend: dafuq

Pete Bested 

When you are forced to leave a group against your own wishes and the group achieves success or happiness without you.
Pete best was fired form The Beatles, and replaced by Ringo Star; before the Beatles reached commercial success.
I got Pete Bested when I was cut from the team and they went on to win the championship.
Pete Bested by Brian J. Quinn April 17, 2012
A Classic Plain Cheeseburger at the iconic Dick's Drive-In of Seattle, WA.
After a long night on the town, there is nothing more enjoyable than a Mean Pete from Dick's.
Mean Pete by SeattleTruth December 5, 2019