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Brownshoe 

A Canadian term for a career politician, one whose main goal is to climb the party ladder and get power, not to make real change or help his constituents. Typically reserved for members of the Conservative Party of Canada who hold neoliberal economic views and who advocate socially liberal policies. Called brownshoes due to their habit of wearing poor quality, badly fitted blue suits with clunky brown shoes to look casual and "appeal" to middle class voters.
"Did you see Jason Kenney and Andrew Scheer at the Gay Hindus for Free Trade fundraiser last night? Kenney was dancing with a transsexual, and he calls himself conservative..."

"Doesn't surprise me, he's a brownshoe, he'll sell out to anyone to win votes"

brownie toss 

The act of throwing a poop towards an unsuspecting victim and yelling "catch!!" as the turd is close, with the goal being for the victim to catch it before they realize what it is.
"Why can't you come out tonight?"
"I brownie tossed my sister and got dookie on her new dress....it was awesome!"
poop dookie joke prank
brownie toss by Flerpyderpypie October 14, 2015

BROWNIE BREAKER 

Dude who likes to have anal sex with women
"The dude usually goes chicks the normal way sexually, you know, vaginal intercourse, , but when he gets drunk he turns into a real brownie breaker"
BROWNIE BREAKER by ARTIE ST@UT October 22, 2006

Uncooked Brownie

A mixed person, especially one you find attractive.
McKenzie: “Damn Caiden, you’re an uncooked brownie! That’s kinda cute.”
Uncooked Brownie by NahSquad July 18, 2019