Monkey Bullets 

This occurs when you touch all four of your fingers against your thumb, then stick finger-formation in your anal; gathering feces on all fingers. Once collected on fingers, flick on recipient's face in a bogey-flicking like manner. This causes the effect of flying scattered bullets.

Brandon: Mason was talking a lot of shit the other day, so I prepared an arsenal of monkey bullets. When he was wondering what I was doing, I quickly fired Monkey Bullets in his face and said ''Have your shit back!''

Monkey Bullets by Hayden Trudgill March 24, 2008

bullet monkey 

A cum dumpster to pump quickies into.

Samwise is Frodo’s bullet monkey.

bullet monkey by Cole Rabedeux January 21, 2021

bullets and money 

Bullets and money is a positive slang response. Synonymous with "cool","good", and "awesome". Because seriously, what's cooler than bullets and money? Everything you need in life can be acquired with bullets and money. Chuck norris shits bullets and money.

"Hey joe, how was the movie?" "Bullets and money, dude."
"What do you mean?" "What's cooler than bullets and money?"
Use the same logic you use with "the bomb".

bullets and money by aaronandcallen July 27, 2011