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butt truck 

A tricked out truck. Although on first glance the butt truck might look like a stunt to attract the ladies, it is a form of peacocking designed to score male ass. Indeed, the driver of such a monstrosity often is not yet aware of his extravagant homosexuality.
Man No. 1: Yo, check out the ground effects on that butt truck. I want to do that guy now.

Man No. 2: (Hysterical laughter.)
butt truck by OnceElfJab March 19, 2008
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truck butt 

A woman with an extremely large ass.
Whoa, did you see the truck butt on that gal? Honk, honk (semi truck horns)
truck butt by Casey Mayfield March 3, 2007

Truck Butt 

The dangerous and un-nerving experience of being tailgated very closely by a large truck so that all you see in the rear vision mirror is a large shiny bumper and a truck radiator.
Mary: "What's wrong Dave, you've got white knuckles and your driving is a bit erratic."

Dave: "I'm a bit nervous Mary, I've got Truck Butt from this 22-Wheeler behind us."

butt fucked in a smoothie truck 

When you're having a really bad day but everyone else is happy.
Sun burn at the beach=butt fucked in a smoothie truck.

Butt trick 

When you totally make something up, pull something out of thin air. People who think that they know everything often do this so they look smart when they really arent. You can always tell when someone is pulling a butt trick by the look on the person's face, and the smell of bullshit.
"Tom just pulled a ridiculous butt trick. He told me that the sun is made out of butter. What a loser, he's so dumb."
Butt trick by M.L. Cool J. December 7, 2005

butt trucking 

saluki let's go butt trucking

f you're 1 sick fucker

trucker-butt

When you've been driving too long and your ass starts to hurt real bad like a truck/semi driver's ass would.
Aw crap, I drove all the way to Vancouver and man, I got some serious trucker-butt.
trucker-butt by Derek M December 28, 2005