Roach Motel 

Anything that, upon entering it, Cannot be easily left. Can be literal or metaphorical

Scientology is a roach motel. Once you’re in, they’ll never let you out

Roach Motel by Thomastheterminator February 13, 2019

Roach Motel 

A hotel near the beach that's just cheap enough for those seniors on senior week who rebel against being cool and wasting money on an expensive hotel. The room is usually covered in blood stains and pubes that both range from 1963 to the present day. The beds are crawling with roaches hence the name "roach motel".

"Dude I only have 100 bucks for senior week."

"It's okay Todd we can stay at a roach motel and bring the babes back there when they're drunk!"

Roach Motel by The Sexanator March 16, 2009

Roach Motel 

In the United States, Community Colleges are often referred to as Roach Motels. They are so called because people who begin attending Community Colleges rarely finsh. Rather, the tendency is for the students to just keep on taking one random course after another for 8-12 years without ever attaining a degree or advancing to a full college. Hence the students never really leave. That is to say, they check in, but they don't check out, as per the old TV ad.

What the English call Townies are the head Roaches of our Roach Motels.

-Man, is Bill still going to Virginia Western?

--Dude, he's been at that Roach Motel since the Eighties. He's banged a lot of thirty-five year old single mother gash but still no degree.

-Oh well, at least they have ash trays there.

--Werd.

Roach Motel by Teve Torbes March 13, 2008

Roach Motel 

Hotboxxing a closet but only with old roaches smoked through a pipe. A minimum of 5 roaches must be smoked in order to qualify for true Roach Motel status

Dude 1: Dude I'm outta weed... what are we gonna do?
Dude 2: Don't worry about it man we got hella old roaches
Dude 1: Uhh... looks like were staying at the Roach Motel tonight
Dude 2: Sweet

Roach Motel by Aramis, Mike, Nate December 6, 2006

Roach Motel 

A rooming or boarding house where illegal aliens often live, with beds stacked up on top of eachother in close living quarters.

I heard there's a Roach Motel down the street, there's 40 guys living in 5 rooms! No wonder it smelled so bad everytime I walked past!

Roach Motel by LIisinvaded June 10, 2011

roach motel 

Noun: A container where roaches (remnants of a marijuana joint) are stored.

Hey man, grab that roach motel over there and I'll roll up the leftovers.

roach motel by beanz069 August 21, 2009

Roach motel 

When smoking a marijuana roach that gets too small to hold. You then put it burnt side up in a pipe. Preferably a glass one. And finisher off.

Dude, this roach is killing me fingers. Throw it in the roach motel. My man

Roach motel by The_Zombologist February 7, 2017