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McQuay by Knox Gaskin March 6, 2008

Kyle Mcquay 

That white guy that writes about black culture is a real Kyle Mcquay.

Eddie McQuade 

A white trash snitch from Long Beach New York who likes to make fun of fat autistic kids when he’s drunk. Eddie also loses all coordination and motor skills after a sip of alcohol. Eddie is also known as “Waffle” or “Eddie McSnitch.”
“I stole that girl from Terrence I’m such a big baller.” -Eddie McQuade. “Bro Terrence is autistic and obese.” -Tony Montonaldo
Eddie McQuade by Small baller Eddie September 13, 2018

McQuaintance 

People you run into at McDonald's late at night that you really don't know.
Man, that girl recognized me from working at Co-Op, then asked me to her graduation. She's just a McQuaintance! What the FUCK?!

The McQuaid Brothers 

The McQuaid Brothers are characters that can be seen on the hit '80s show called 21 Jump Street.
Doug and Tommy McQuaid are undercover cops posing as very bad behaved high school students. Their objectives is to get involved with the current crime committers at high schools and BUST THEM! Their true names are Officers Doug Penhall and Tom Hanson.


Doug Penhall is played by actor Peter DeLuise.
Tom Hason is played by the famous and amazing Johnny Depp.
"THE MCQUAID BROTHERS! HEH!"

"HELLOOO!"

"Dude, The McQuaid Brothers are LEGENDS."

Launchpad McQuack 

A sexual act with several steps.

1. Talk your partner into giving you 'road head', or performing oral sex on you while you drive his/her car.

2. During climax, yell 'GEE WHIZ MISTER McDEE!' and crash the car at high speed into a tree or other stationary object. Your seat belt should save you, but likely eject your lover from the vehicle.

3. Like Launchpad McQuack, walk away from the crash.
Before those detectives killed him, Phil had pulled the old Launchpad McQuack on eight different women around the Ruth Dykeman Center for runaway girls.
Launchpad McQuack by Jaroferic January 11, 2012