salestards

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

salestards by Fake Steve January 14, 2008

Salestards

Completely inept salespeople

Man boss we could be doin Hella numbers if we didn't have an entire staff of "salestards."

Salestards by Coffee is for Closers ONLY August 10, 2012

Sametards 

When two people are both stupid and think and say the same stupid shiz all the time

Brosef.. we are sametards

Sametards by Teddwith2Dees September 16, 2017

salestard 

A person, of the salesy persuasion, who possesses scarcely enough mental faculties to complete simple day to day tasks such as putting their underwear on in the right direction, but who still somehow manages to persuade people in positions of monetary authority that they should invest in a product that is incapable of performing as promised.

Can be found saying such things as:

"Not only is this a powerful collaborative tool which will increase and streamline your company's capabilities accross the board, but it will also make your coffee, change your kid's diapers, and wipe your a$$ for you (only 2-ply and higher tp supported)."

"Don't worry about Kristen," Jarvis said, rolling his eyes, "She suffers from salestardation, but she's harmless, really."

salestard by vulgarityfilteroff February 4, 2010

Salastaristic 

Someone who is always flexing for no reason.

Did you hear Johnny was Salastaristic to Isabella last week.

Salastaristic by William niggasphere October 14, 2019