Jenny and Joe are watching a movie together. Then all of a sudden...
Jenny: "Hey, what's that hard thing in my vagina!?"
Joe: "Oh, that's just my penis, chill bitch!"
Jenny: "Oh, ok. That's cool, cuz your my cuddy buddy!"
A mythical creature who dwells as the master of Critteroth and spends him time fighting over a bag of cookies with Oreo Bear. Other characters in the CruddyBuddy stories include Admiral Barnacle, Oren Oreo, Crappy Pappy, Cruddina Buddina, Hariel the Mermaid, and Sid the Squirrel.
Cruddy Buddy swore he would give up his whole bag of Oreos if Oreo Bear would become alive again, but then went back on his word when he found out Oreo Bear hadn't died.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'