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your daughters tied up in a brooklyn basement 

It's what you say to a frantic man/woman desperately trying to find there kidnapped daughter. When sat individual asks the question,"Have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!" You respond,"Your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy. Thus leaving the emotionally shattered parent confused and feeling more hopeless then ever, while simotaniusly contributing to ever growing lack of time the parent has to find his or her daughter.
Parent: have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!

You: your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy.

Parent: whaaa!?!?

pulling a brooklyn #2 

When you get so much more mad you decide to pull a broklynn #2 and you start telling everyone ur dating five guys and ur gonna slap everyone with ur water slapping skills and kill us all
dude i know ur mad and ur not pulling a brooklyn so that means ur pulling a brooklyn #2
pulling a brooklyn #2 by Phscic September 21, 2020

.9.Only One Borough <Brooklyn> 《Brooklyn》 Has The Pale Faced Lie As A Book.9.

.9.Only One Borough <Brooklyn> 《Brooklyn》 Has The Pale Faced Lie As A Book.9.
.9.Only One Borough <Brooklyn> 《Brooklyn》 Has The Pale Faced Lie As A Book.9.

The "Cop-Con" episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, which is the 17th episode of Season 4, was edited by Jeremy Reuben. This episode features the precinct attending a police convention in Rochester, New York, where they get into various shenanigans. 

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The "Cop-Con" episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, which is the 17th episode of Season 4, was edited by Jeremy Reuben. This episode features the precinct attending a police convention in Rochester, New York, where they get into various shenanigans.

Pulling a Brooklynn 

Throwing a chair At someone when really Mad
Dude don’t get mad and start pulling a Brooklynn .

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026