Piece of shit, bagged cop car, featuring no options at all. Usually bought from the Ford dealership for way more than it's worth. Stands for Crown Victoria Police Interceptor.
Guy: Hey man, I just bought an 01 CVPI for 9Gs!
Other Guy: Nice! It'll only cost you twice as much to make it driveable!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).