Suckage 

the POS that is Responsys Interact v6 (aka Vista)

Why didn't the e-mail launch?" "Because of the sheer magnitude of SUCKAGE that is Responsys

Suckage by vistaphile2 July 8, 2010

Suckage 

Total state of suck. Where everything in sight is teh sux0r.

Giant robots crushed the casinos and mooshed the brothels and started fires that burned things and left ruin and SUCKAGE

Suckage by PSYmon February 27, 2003

Suckage 

The amount that something does suck.

When you first encounter Diablo, you truly test your degree of suckage at D1.

Suckage by Jessica Pille February 5, 2004

Suckage 

Adj. Something that goes well beyond the normal extent of misery or sucking.

This job has achieved a new level of "suckage".

Suckage by ENG PROF DOO March 9, 2010

suckage 

For something or someone to suck really bad.

That maths test was pure suckage.

suckage by danHIM March 28, 2007

Suckage 

The art of SUCKING something.

I have great suckage when it comes to lollipops

Suckage by RoyPurdy February 20, 2018

Suckage 

1) The moment when the shit hits the fan
2) an EXTREMELY bad situation

ALSO see: lame, shitty, messed up, gay, fuck

1)
Chick 1- "So, i was invited to this so-called 'huge' party & i was told to invite my friends... Well- i invited over 200 of them-- only to find out that i had to un-invite them ALL cuz the 'huge' party was supposed to be 'manageable'..."
Chick 2- "OMG! EPIC SUCKAGE!!!"
2)Professional bum- "The suckage of being laid off, being ripped off on my 'sweet deal' ride, having to pay for my own non-insured surgery and hearing from the bank that i've been scammed all added up to my epiphany that I'm gunna become welfare-dependent street-corner bum!!!"

Suckage by 3R!C@ January 24, 2009