What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.

Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!

...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it! by QuacksO April 29, 2024

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Ten of the queen's finest

Slang term for ten British pounds
or a ten pound note

It can also be used as a euphemism for sex

'Have you brought the money Chris?'
'Ten of the queen's finest'

'James gave her ten of the queen's finest last night'

'Phwooar I'd give her ten of the queen's finest'

'That will cost you ten of the queen's finest'

Ten of the queen's finest by albionist May 12, 2009

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Cunt's Tender

1) Small change. Normally used in relation to 1p, 2p and 5p coins scavenged from unwashed trouser pockets or the back of sofas when in desperate need of cash. Also used in relation to inconveniently huge amounts of change given when a cashier has run out of notes.

So named because of the inconvenience caused to those on the recieving end (and those directly involved) of (and in) the transaction.

"The queue isn't moving because that bloke at the front is paying for 20 Bensons in Cunt's Tender"

"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."

Cunt's Tender by Skinbro December 9, 2008

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women's tennis

A huge spectators sports in which girls jump up and down and grunt in skin-tight clothes.

I like watching women's tennis.

women's tennis by JOHNSON October 19, 2003

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