Captain Boner’s signature move; this involves the unrelenting floppage of one’s missile until complete extermination is achieved. To ‘Bonerise’ is an act so undeniably ruthless that looking directly at the warhead will reverse your sexuality...twice. Captain Boner’s only weakness is the scent of Estrogen.
a male's attempt to arouse a female by rubbing his throbbing erection against her body. Normally occurs during dry sex with a female who is a total prude
Danimal: "Dude, I totally bonerized your cousion last night."
Jeremy: "Is this before or after you took a shit in the urinal?"
Danimal: "It was after the Danimal doo dooed in the Margarita Ranch pisser."
Jeremy: "Hey Cade, lets go take pictures of your balls on Drew's face when he's passed out."
Danimal: "I'm going to bonerize Padgett next. Those hooker boots make my loins tingle."