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I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby 

To go to the toilet for a piss or a small sheit.
Oy lad, I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby!

a wee jobby 

1. Food is inserted into an indeviduals mouth, the food is then digested and goes through a complicated process, the food then makes an exit from the body via the anus as a small brown substance.

2. That wee Lil' Chris guy.
1. I have returned from the toilet, where I suceeded in doing a wee jobby, but do not fear for I wiped my bum throughly as I am currently wearing white boxer shorts.

2. That Lil Chris guy is utter pish. He thinks he's all that and a bag of tatties, but he's actualy just a wee jobby, I would like to throw stuff at him.
a wee jobby by McKean February 14, 2007
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026