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A comeback. Usually the last resort in an argument, but sometimes the first if you can't be bothered with an argument or conversation. Normally short for "I had your maw" (meaning "I had sexual intercourse with your mother")
'That's shite.'
'So's yer maw.'

'You owe me.'
'Yeah, well your maw owes me for last night.'

'You're such a gay.'
'I think your maw would disagree.'

'Fuck you.'
'Shit, watch out. Here comes your maw, an' it looks like she's got an erection.'
yer maw by Eamonn H May 16, 2007
Your Mother.
Yer maw is yer maw, but she might also be yer da?
aye, you fuckin heard, bitch.
"A wiz nailin yer maw tae rah grund last night n she farted a belter, so a punched her right in the flaps! She'll ken never tae dae that again eh?"
Yer Maw by Yer maw. April 13, 2007
can be used at any time, in any situation
yer maw by sean September 22, 2003
If someone were to say 'You're gay' come back with 'So's yer maw'
yer maw by Ross August 21, 2003
scottish slang for "your mother", usually used as an insult
Guy 1: man, your gay
Guy 2: So's yer maw


Yer maw's so old she co-wrote the ten commandments
yer maw by Gregor123456789 September 30, 2008
And yer maw!
yer maw by kangaruth January 25, 2004