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we are tighter than bark on a tree

When you are as close to something as bark on a tree. Usually used to get someone to do something.
Girl: wanna go on a date
Boy: Why should I?
Girl: Because we are tighter than bark on a tree.
Boy: oh okay
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boardwalk barker 

The people that yell at you, as your walking past the overpriced game they operate on the pier, trying to get you to spend your hard earned money and win a cheap prize.
The couple were walking on the pier when suddenly a boardwalk barker startled them.
boardwalk barker by jpg3 August 13, 2015

Hard Bark 

A resistance to external influences; pain, criticism or peer pressure.
You got a lot of hard bark on you, Pal.
Hard Bark by TC Gage December 19, 2008

bark for me 

"bark for me" is basically simping over a girl on social media but more in a weird way.
girl: bark for me
simp: BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF ARGH ARHG WOOF BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF !
bark for me by selevabeats January 8, 2022

Barkapoo 

Any dog that is part poodle and barks in excess/has a major barking problem.
Person 1: What a cute dog! What breed is it?
Person 2 (as dog is barking incessantly): It's a barkapoo.
Person 1: LOL, no really!
Person 2: It's a barkapoo. Haven't you heard it barking the past half hour? When we got it we thought it was a yorkiepoo but turns out it's a barkapoo.
Barkapoo by LOL good one July 2, 2011

Butter Brickle Bark 

Butter Brickle Bark (known as Banksoopy Brickle in slang terms) is a fattening, dark chocolate, frozen treat that is best served with a glass of warm milk
I can’t believe that student Nathan was able to beat Senator PT in the contest! He deserves some butter brickle bark.