bdunk 

creative, caring, and logical, perseptive to others needs, a bdunk is a person of honor, loyalty, trust, and wisdom beyond all things in the universe. bdunk is used when describing all that is great.

Oh my god, you are so bdunk!

bdunk by bdunk September 21, 2007

bdunk 

A person that cant work because they have a disease and its called procrastinating.

You are such a bdunk Devin.

bdunk by LightSpyz August 21, 2020

Grandpa in his bunker

Vladolf Putler is a Lebensraum-hogging megalomaniac who has isolated himself from reality into his bunker. He has surrounded himself with weak yes-men who conform this sociopath's delusional thoughts such as a nuke-horny midget named Medvedev. When Vlad's mission inevitably fails, this former office rat certainly doesn't kill himself like his Aryan counterpart Adolf Hitler did, no way, he doesn't have balls for it, someone else has to do this pest control job, regarding his cronies as well.

Sufferings and deaths just continue in Ukraine, but the grandpa in his bunker doesn't care because his own ass isn't in danger, yet...

Grandpa in his bunker by O. W. Tongueincheek May 28, 2023

bitch bunker 

A place where you think really wild stuff would happen but in reality it is just nerds playing Cards Against Humanity

Matt: Hey , did you go to Allison and Izzy's place last night?
Delia: Yeah, the place was a total bitch bunker. There wasn't even any alcohol.

bitch bunker by Izer1 February 4, 2017

Bunkable 

The potential a room has to be well-suited for bunk beds

adj. a room that could support bunk beds

Person 1: Hey is your room bunkable?

Person2: No, there is no room in the kitchen/bathroom

Brody: Dude is your room bunkable bro?

Darius: Hell yea, I got room for bunk beds and a slide!

Brody: Yo thats shizzle

Bunkable by Chedynasty July 1, 2012

Italian Bunk Bed 

When you and your homie fall asleep on top of each other with your hands in each other’s pants.

Jake: Damn that was a crazy night last night Garrett and I didn’t have a place to sleep so we had to do the Italian Bunk Bed.

Italian Bunk Bed by Ivana B Jay May 1, 2021

There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard 

Used as an analogy for “when the grim reaper comes, you can’t call your friends. You’re going alone”

Bro1: Man you know i love you but “There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard”.
Bro2: fuck

There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard by sukan December 27, 2022