Man Laws 

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If this somehow gets above J-Mont's definition of "Man Laws", grab a beer, get comfortable, and read on, my friend.

Man Laws by DNottin May 25, 2013

Man Laws 

A list of unspoken rules amongst males that maintain functional order, and hierarchy similar to Girl Code.

Man laws a list of f unspoken rules amongst natural born males
Man Law dictates you don't use the middle urinal unless you're a child, elderly or desperate.
Man Law dictates you don't circle relationships even if they are dying due to drama or multiple break-ups. You wait a mandatory 7 days to make your move unless granted special permissions.
Man Law dictates that a true wing man never blocks a fellow man from flirting but stands on the peripheral to save him from trouble.
Man law dictates that players (non-monogamous males) make their intentions clear to every perspective female or be deemed as bad as dead beat dad's.
Man Law dictates that being a dead beat dad is a crime against children, women and authentic masculinity.

Man Laws by Truthbomber207 June 20, 2021