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Create Optionality

Sneaky way to say cheat in a committed relationship.

To leave ones options open (to cheat)
I didn't mean to hurt you- I just needed to create optionality in our relationship.
Create Optionality by babimia September 11, 2020
Overwhelming grit and grime. An aspect used to describe tasteless muck. Commonly an attribute of anything in an overly saturated market. If static had a personality it would be this.
"I stood up too fast. Now I'm in the crethe's world."

"Crethean garments have taken hold of high fashion and low income art communities across the world."
crethe by grunderbungel February 10, 2020

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is? 

"Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?" is a Palindrome

Crazy, huh?
Bob: Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
Tray: wtf are you saying

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

creacher 

an intentional misspelling of the word “creature.” often used in typing styles or jokes that include other intentionally misspelled words. used sometimes to describe something as being gremlin-esque, grubby, small, or otherwise chaotic, but it depends on context.
amn just……….. a litle creacher. Thatse it . i Canot change this
creacher by litle bitch August 10, 2021

do you think god stays up in heavan because he too lives in fear of what hes created 

this is used in text memes and picture memes, often use when someone states something gross or random
"dick cheese"
"do you think god stays up in heavan because he too lives in fear of what hes created"