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instagasm 

An instant orgasm by seeing something or even by the mere thought of something.
Meekey: Dude, did you see that girl wearing a beanie?
Atom: Yeah man. It was like an instagasm.
instagasm by hypocrisy October 23, 2011

instagasm 

1) Verb: To instantaneously and uncontrollably jizz in one's pants upon the thought, mention, sight, presence, brief musings, discussion, pondering, or stalking of a person, place where person hangs out, or thing the person likes, loves, or maybe looked sideways at.... or maybe he or she just thinks about it... maybe... you will find out.... you must find out!

2) Noun: An act of instantaneously, and uncontrollably jizzing in one's pants as a result of the aforementioned reasons.
Girl 1: So I heard you saw Terry Hatcher yesterday.. She's so pretty!

Girl 2: OMG yeah I know, my ex-boyfriend always used to tell me how she was such an instagasm (it's part of why we broke up, can't have my man chasing another woman).

Girl 1: What's an instagasm?

Girl 2: Look it up on urban dictionary, duh!

instagasm 

when you instantly cum when you see a hot girl on instagram.
i had an instagasm when i saw one of Selena Gomez's posts.

Instagasm 

we were going at it, and before he put it in, he instagasmed and went to sleep.
Instagasm by Markie J August 9, 2009

instagasm 

the practice of urinating or taking a shit upon ones self after being exposed to a frightening image.
Dont instagasm when I show you the pic that I took of my mom nude. Unless you're into that kinda thing.

instagasm 

When someone you admire comments your instagram posts, you have an orgasm
Lau: Oh god, Patricia coriel commented my post *instagasm intensifies*
instagasm by finderskeepers69 August 6, 2016