squadoosh

n. (sqaw`doosh): Italian-American slang used to describe something that is missing, absent, or forgotten; usually refers to a concrete or abstract object or idea

Tony Big Knuckles was supposed to stop by the house with some canoles and lobster tails. But instead, all he brought was squadoosh, so I put him in the closet.

squadoosh by Frankie Little Knuckles February 1, 2006

Squadoosh

Nothing or the act of doing nothing.

At school today Sarah did Squadoosh in gym class.

Squadoosh by Ravenscam March 12, 2009

squadoosh

Expression coined by Norman Chad, host of ESPN's World Series of Poker which serves as a substitution for the word NOTHING, or a lack of something.

" after the river (poker) :

Lon McEachern: Gold is trying to determine what the young, abrasive Molina is holding.

Norman Chad: Call Gold! He's got squadoosh!

squadoosh by Steven Muntner AKA the RAT MAN December 7, 2006

squadoosh

an expression from the game of soccer that signifies extreme excitement or astonishment following an incredible move or skill

SQUADOOSH! Did you see that! You just got served!

squadoosh by edddddd July 14, 2007

Squoosher 

When a female puts an object in between her legs and squashes the object with her vagina lips.

"TECE is a stupid squoosher, she smashed my phone cuz she thought I was calling other girls"

Squoosher by Richard33 February 18, 2008

Spladoosh 

A brand of cream first released in 2008 to cure a disease called Sandy Vagitis, more commonly known as sandpaper vagina. Over the years, the CDC further developed their product in many different colors & flavors, as well as adapt its use for nature’s condom and OstrichCamels alike. The product’s advertising phrase soon became “Spladoosh: for those sandpapery days!”

The CDC was pressured to create Spladoosh in response to threats of women weaponizing their sandpaper vaginas. In today’s day and age, male college students routinely flock to their local Walmart for bottles of Spladoosh once a month to fend off rampant dust storms developing in female dorm rooms.

Tanya: “I haven’t been able to Fedelisk in days.”
Ron: “All I hear is ‘blah blah blah my problems.’ Take some Spladoosh or something.”

Susan: “My problems hurt.”
Dr. Jackson: “I recommend Spladoosh.”
Susan: “But-”
Dr. Jackson: “I RECOMMEND SPLADOOSH.”

Spladoosh by tothewillymobile October 18, 2011

skadoosh 

The most powerful move in the kung foo panda franchise

"imma skadoosh you!"

"Noooooo!"

skadoosh by dannyraff June 8, 2018