dud 

a malfunctioning or failed idea, object or instance. a unfulfilled expectation.

we went to the show...don't bother, it's a dud.

dud by joe normal March 17, 2004

Dud 

1. Not funny
2. Uncool; stupid

Did you see that new Tom Cruise movie? Shit was a dud.

He thought he was being funny, but his joke was a total dud.

Dud by Silly December 11, 2003

Dud 

Dud is the opposite of funster. You can easily ascertain whether someone is fun-loving, maybe a little crazy OR are they the type of person to be, well, a dud. You will find a dud working overtime at his or her cube, whilst the funster is already at happy hour.

Karen to John O who she's never met: "So, John: are you a funster or a dud?"
John O. "Well I guess you'll have to be the judge of that after we meet" - clearly a dud.

Karen: "Okay, I'll hang with Troy, he's the ultimate funster!"

Dud by Funny Moms January 30, 2015

dud 

A person who is really lame and extremely uncool. Any thing can be dudly, like a dudly haircut. Duds seem to look like losers. It is hard to explain a dud, but simply you can tell who is or looks like dud by how they look or act.

Max: Hey man, watsup?
Trent: nothing git, look at dat fag mike he got a haircut.
Max: Wow, haha he looks like such a dud.

dud by SomeAnnoyedMexican June 14, 2009

Dud 

something that doesn't work. usually used for firecrackers and other explosives

"man, that m-80 was a dud"

Dud by cream of sumyungay October 2, 2005

dud 

a guy/girl with no ability to get with a the opposite sex

That guy has no pimp skill hes such a dud

dud by Frank Oberly March 22, 2005

dud 

The definition of a bad joke. Telling a joke and failing to get any laughs warrants a dud.

Created by Jon from Bloomfield Hills Andover High School.

Noun form- a person or group of people that is associated with dud-culture.

Verb form- the act of committing a bad joke

Adjective form- Something that is not funny

Sample dud:

Person A: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Kid: I don't know. What?

Person A: "Where's my tractor?"

Kid: DUDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Person A is now referred to as a dud until he or she redeems themselves with a good, hearty joke.

dud by tasty_curry December 15, 2010