band slut

A woman who performs sexual favors on band members. Usually this is to heighten their status in the live music scene. Some women look up to this art and will brag about performing this duty.

"i only joined this band to get band sluts"
"we might be a shit band but we sure do get the band sluts"
"that band slut sucked my pipe last night old school, i am a rock god!"
"i don"t even like this music or know what the fuck it is about . I just go to gigs to be a band slut, and im a better person for it"

band slut by P. Rickshaw October 9, 2007

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band slut

someone who plays with too many bands, eg. if they play with 5 different bands in one day

fred played with a few bands and got known as a band slut

band slut by the_stoot64 December 12, 2008

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Related Words

band slut • RUBBER BAND SLUT • band geek • Band Kid • Band • Band Aid • Band Camp • band nerd • band bus • band whore

RUBBER BAND SLUT

A slutty bitch who is flexible.

Hey bro! Did you see Cassie? She's quite the rubber band slut.

RUBBER BAND SLUT by Amcnutt April 13, 2023

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bandslut

someone who is a slut and only likes bands because they think the main singer is attractive.

madison malik is a bandslut.

bandslut by bandslutinc January 5, 2011

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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