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sex poodle 

A horny man, usually a pretty boy or celebrity, who tries to hump or bump almost any woman in sight. Like a male dog when it smells a bitch in heat, these men cannot resist grouping, goosing, feeling up, or pinching the bottoms of their targets, especially when left alone, regardless of the time of day.
Harry was well-known in political circles and became famous as a legislator, but his female staff members knew him as a sex poodle who was constantly finding excuses to hug them closely, and pat their bottoms. One staffer even complained about strange stains on her dress.
sex poodle by idleworshipper June 28, 2010
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sex poodle 

An exceedingly good looking young man.
Omyghod, he's SUCH a sex poodle!
sex poodle by tripp January 18, 2003

Crazed Sex Poodle 

Al Gore as described by a massage therapist in his hotel room.
" I told him he was acting like a Crazed Sex Poodle
Crazed Sex Poodle by J.B.1.7. June 29, 2010

Street slut sex poodle 

completley demoralised standards and lack there of self respect to one's self....
street slut sex poodle is easily the most slutty of the slutty slut poodles possible... A whore

poople sex 

the same as anal sex
I rearly like poople sex
poople sex by Mamma-Janis August 28, 2005

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026