cobag

Short for colostomy bag, a bag in which one shits directly into when their colon has been compromised. Worse than a douchebag, and gender neutral.

Don't be such a cobag.

You are a complete cobag.

What a cobaggy thing to say, cobag.

EAT IT, COBAG!!!!11!!1!!!!!

cobag by Pinko Punko October 16, 2005

cobag

A person so useless as to no longer be called a douche bag, AKA Colostomy Bag

Larry is such a waste of life, the dude is a total cobag.

cobag by Pacifichigh December 13, 2008

cobag

Short for colostomy bag, a bag in which one shits directly into when their colon has been compromised. Worse than a douchebag, and gender neutral.

Don't be such a cobag.

You are a complete cobag.

What a cobaggy thing to say, cobag.

EAT IT, COBAG!!!!11!!1!!!!!

cobag by Pinko Punko July 24, 2008

COVAG19 

Pronounced co-vadge. Refers to the the state of female genitalia during quarantine. Characterized by a foul odor brought on by unattended UTI, yeast infections, and improper wiping due to lack of toilet paper. Usually includes thick bush now stretching from mid-belly to past the anus.

My girl was getting frisky during Tiger King and I was into it until I got a whiff of that COVAG19.

COVAG19 by Big Bad Jays April 5, 2020

Cobalting 

The act of attending a seedy bar north of downtown San Antonio at odd hours generally not associated with human liquor consumption (i.e. 8am). Cobalting is closely aligned with thots and the acts of doing hoodrat things.

" I saw Alex cobalting at 8am on my way to work."

Cobalting by El Joto del apartamento 512 August 15, 2018

Cobalicious 

pronounced cobe-a-li-shus. An adjective used to describe an amazing person that deserves it. They often receive gifts such as cake for their amazingness. Sometimes turkey.

Martin: Yo Gil! You're lookin cobalicious today!

Gilbert: *falls to floor, weeping with joy* THANK YOU! Oh yeah, that cake tasted great. Especially with the turkey.

Cobalicious by Your friend,Francheska January 28, 2012

Frances Bean Cobain 

The daughter of Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain and Hole singer Courtney Love. She was born on August 18, 1992, not '93.

Frances Bean Cobain's alter ego is Fiddle Tim.

Frances Bean Cobain by Gettogetheronemoretime December 16, 2011