HMG 

Horny Mexican Guy
These guys are everywhere- sides of the roads, in your house, and even staring at you in the shower. Occasionally you can spot them on the sidewalk scratching their crotch vigorously.

Girl- "Ew that guy keeps staring at me."
Guy- "Don't flatter yourself, honey. That's just an HMG. They'll stare at anything."

HMG by fartface101 March 18, 2011

HMG 

Hot Married Guy. So hot, but so married.

Holy crap, HMG's here!! Maybe this time I'll get to brush up against him!!

HMG by mr. fluffy November 21, 2006

HMG 

A heavy machine gun in the popular half-life mod Natural Selection. Used primarily to hold areas and kill onos.

Theres an onos incoming to base drop me an HMG

HMG by Adam Macleod January 6, 2004

hmg 

Holy Mother of God

Guy 1: Yo d00d im gai
Guy 2: Das kool
Guy 1: eye liek u
Guy 2: hmg wtf

hmg by TehZarfot May 26, 2011

HMG 

HMG stands for Hot Mom Group, A group that has hot mothers and is nothing but positivey and no body shaming. Mascot of HMG is July Benjamin Gaito, a cat with down syndrome.

“HMG is cool and sexy”

HMG by AngusAngus June 14, 2023

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You are so incredibly bored.
Go back to work.
If you are trying to find a new definition using the keyboard, read this story of how broke my wrist from finding definitions.

It was a long summer weekend in 2020 (BAD YEAR) i was on Urban Dictionary trying to find some definitions, i fell off i chair and it fell onto my wrist and it broke. The End.

Player 1: qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
Player 2 has entered the game
Player 2: =\-09p8o7i6u5y4t3r2e1'w;ql/k.j,hmgnfbdvscaxz
Player 1: You Win

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HMGNGNGNVNGVNG 

Whoa dude your mad... Chill out

You: IM SO STRESSED OUT HMGNGNGNVNGVNG
Others: Bro chill...

HMGNGNGNVNGVNG by Sub to EliGamesTDM May 6, 2021