HMG

Horny Mexican Guy These guys are everywhere- sides of the roads, in your house, and even staring at you in the shower. Occasionally you can spot them on the sidewalk scratching their crotch vigorously.

Girl- "Ew that guy keeps staring at me." Guy- "Don't flatter yourself, honey. That's just an HMG. They'll stare at anything."

by fartface101 March 03, 2011

HMG

Hot Married Guy. So hot, but so married.

Holy crap, HMG's here!! Maybe this time I'll get to brush up against him!!

by mr. fluffy November 20, 2006

HMG

A heavy machine gun in the popular half-life mod Natural Selection. Used primarily to hold areas and kill onos.

Theres an onos incoming to base drop me an HMG

by Adam Macleod January 07, 2004

hmg

Holy Mother of God

Guy 1: Yo d00d im gai Guy 2: Das kool Guy 1: eye liek u Guy 2: hmg wtf

by TehZarfot April 30, 2011

HMG

HMG stands for Hot Mom Group, A group that has hot mothers and is nothing but positivey and no body shaming. Mascot of HMG is July Benjamin Gaito, a cat with down syndrome.

“HMG is cool and sexy”

by AngusAngus June 15, 2023