Dingle Dick 

When your pubic hairs are longer than your penis. It is a tragic problem to be stuck with!

I need to trim my DINGLE DICK!!

Dingle Dick by The Most Dingled Dick June 21, 2011

dingle dick 

someone who is a bafoon or idiot

that dingle dick ruined my blender

dingle dick by justin March 30, 2005

dingle dick 

to call someone an idiot or insult their intelligence.

shutup dingle dick, you don't even know what your talking about!

dingle dick by justin May 13, 2005

Dingle Dick 

shit on the end on your dick after you are done having anal.this stops cum from flowing which causes dick to explode.

ooo shit dam it i have dingle dick!

Dingle Dick by travis and james October 24, 2006

Dingle dick 

When you ejaculate and the semen dingle off of your dick

Jesus jimmy what up with your dingle dick

Dingle dick by Flappy flapper November 3, 2014

Dingle Dick 

Someone who is neither but still acts as if he or she either is missing a chromosome or has an extra. Often referred to as a Jeremy.

Yo Dingle Dick that glove on your hand is used to catch the ball.

Dingle Dick by StudMuffinSeth04 July 5, 2019

Poop Dick Dingle Berry 

A juicy, small sized turd nugget that is hanging from somewhere in the pubic region. The occurrence normally happens post anal sex with a partner who doesn't wipe real well; but there are also other applications.

Jill was going down on J-Rob when suddenly a Poop Dick Dingle Berry came to her attention. Immediately she removed her face from his crotch region and yelled, "That's not chocolate, fuck this shit I'm outta here!"

Poop Dick Dingle Berry by Cracker Please Me July 22, 2009