smashboat

Boat comes from the cockney 'boat race' i.e. 'face, and smashboat is therefore someone whose face is a mess, due to the ingestion of far too much alcohol or 'other'. The smashboat is a professional caner, and being a good smashboat takes hard work and usually a lot of money.

Alright, smashboat?

by JenniK August 4, 2003

Smashbook

Ok, this is basically a cross between a scrapbook and a journal. Any memories you have - a movie ticket, pic of friends, bottle cap, pin, can all be glued, taped, tied, stapled, whatever - in this epic spiral bound book. Great for keeping memories close.

Smashbook

by funihuni September 6, 2013

smashbombed

The word used to describe someone overly drunk or high, or a combination of those two effects.

Look at Tim, he's such a shitshow. Tim replies, I'm smashbombed.

by Tim Lemaham December 13, 2009

Smashchat

When you're having sex with someone and you take a snapchat of it.

AJ: Hey did you fuck that girl you met last night?
Julian: Yeah man, did you not get that smashchat I sent you?

by bumpuncher1010 April 21, 2016

smashworthy

Someone/something that deserves to be smashed on. Sexy, very desirable or delicious looking, can also apply to food or drinks.

"My girlfriend has a friend who is so smashworthy, but I will have to pass on that ass."

"Everything on this menu looks smashworthy!"

by Smashworthy April 21, 2009

SMASHULATE

to have sex vigorously,

i smashulated the girl from the club something furious last night.

by Jaheezy March 31, 2009

smashmouth

authentic, raw, real, hardcore, manly; as opposed to wussified, metrosexual, fake
Usually used in connection with American Football, "to play smashmouth football"; allegedly coined by Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka.
Also the name of two US-American bands.

"Oo-er, I'm afraid I've strained my ankle and need to be rushed to the hospital!"
"Forget it! We're playing smashmouth Rayman Raving Rabbids here!"

by Zwentibold January 14, 2008