magmatize

The act of confusing a borrower by means of lies, doubletalk, and exageration.

Rashad magmatized that bitch with his high interest taxable dollars rap.

magmatize by Damon Dukes October 3, 2006

magatized 

(1) to become mentally deranged from the effects of attendance at Trump rallies; the cause is suspected to be multiple "brain slam" traumas (these shocking conflicts-of-logic-and-truth are similar in mechanism to the repetitive concusions that cause TBI or Traumatic Brain Injury); (2) synonyms: hannitized, lobotomized

OMG! Within the first few minutes of exposure to the deleterious effects at a Trump rally, my pervy uncle was thoroughly magatized.

magatized by Eppypotamus June 21, 2019

Mathmatize 

The action of creating a directly proportional mathematical algorithm from a simple conversation.

Usage of Mathmatize:"I got sooo drunk last night. I started with beer and I think i switched to liquor at one point because my piss smelled like Jack Daniels. I am extremely hungover today"

X* = How many beers drank
Z* = Unknown types and quantities of booze drank
Y* = Rating from 1-10 of hungover-ness

Sample Sentence of Mathmatize:
"I got sooo drunk last night. I started with (X*) and I think i switched to (Z*) at one point because my piss smelled like (Z* Squared). I am (Y*) today"

Mathmatize by Ted Bundy2 April 22, 2011

Magnatize 

Magnatize simply means Hooking up, or "having sex" in old school terms. Magnatize is a clever term most often used in the club scene as a way for a man to inform his current dance partner he would like to proceed in inserting his cock into at least one of her sex holes sometime that night.

(Random Techno music in the background)
Man: "Hey baby, you wanna magnatize"

Blonde: "Wow, you're classy. Of course I want your meat plowing me, but only if you promise to empty your balls in my mouth.

Magnatize by CockSlapArt.com April 2, 2009

Mammarized 

To be entranced by a woman's large breats.

The girl was so stacked I was mammarized!

Mammarized by Kerryn July 20, 2007

masmalize 

To do something without precision

I masmalize my work

masmalize by Pabbblo February 14, 2018

Vagmatized

When the pussy is so good you start to catch feelings for the girl. When really you're just catching feelings for the pussy.

Tyler: I really think I'm falling for this girl.
Me: She's not a good girl for you, dude. You're just vagmatized.

Vagmatized by TylerC161 June 14, 2018