parsley 

An individual who adds to the overall appearance or dynamics of a group but has no interesting qualities on their own. Similar to the herb parsley, which is used in many dishes as a garnish; these individuals "garnish" a group interaction (oftentimes in a party or entourage) but have no flavor or personality by themselves.

L: Why would you invite Luis to the party? He's so boring!
D: Yeah, but the guest list is too exciting. We need to throw some parsley in there.

parsley by bampowthoom May 19, 2007

parsley 

n. Someone who adds no "flavor" or "spice" to the conversation or group, to the point where the others forget that he/she even exists. This term was derived from the parsley herb which is mainly just used as garnish on a plate, yet is rarely eaten.

Man, I think we should eliminate Gary from our crew - he is such parsley and can never pull any hot ass!!!

parsley by Snocap September 19, 2006

parsley 

male pubic hair

Hey Jim, it is very current to trim or completely shave your parsley. Not only does it make things look larger than they appear in real life, but it prevents parsley in the teeth.

parsley by marydelightful July 8, 2010

parsley 

a herb that you can grow in the backyard. its a good garnish, tastes ok and smells nice. you can buy it at your local nursery for a cheap price.

parsley is used in pasta

parsley by Mc Degreez August 23, 2006

Parsley 

To 'pull a parsley' or 'do a parsley':

When a man is engaging in cunnilingus with a woman and she defecates, he wipes and then continues. Referring to the manner in which one brushes aside a parsley garnish in order to continue enjoying the flavor of the dish.

Can refer to the man's act of continuing cunnilingus, or the woman's act of defecating mid-cunnilingus.

Dude 1: "Dude, I was going down on this chick last night and I totally pulled a parsley."

Dude 2: "Yo, that's nasty, homes."

Chick 1: "Oh my god, so I went home with that guy from the bar last night, and he went down on me, and I did a parsley! Soooo embarrassed."

Chick 2: "Um, yeah honey, next time try one less jager-bomb."

Parsley by Kli Toris July 23, 2010

parsley 

parsley is this green spice that is chop up finely like a plant and sprinkle over all kinds of food to make it look pretty but a lot of people don't eat green stuff or green vegetables and don't want it on their food.

why do they sprinkle parsley all over my fries?

parsley by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 15, 2022

PARSLEY PATCH 

the female pubic hair

My girlfriend's parsley patch needed a weed whacker to tame it. Oh, Madonn'!
Eating out at the Y is out of the question this evening!

PARSLEY PATCH by weave March 27, 2003