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A Llemu is an all-powerful animal that is the crossbreed between a llama and an emu. Most people mistake Llemus for ducks, but they're not, so don't call them that. Llemus usually have the body of an emu and the head of a llama. If you wanted to find a Llemu, you would have to click your heels five times, and draw a tunnel on your wall, crawl through it, then travel north to Llemu-Land. Usually, they can be found near water or the local Jewel-Osco. Also, you always capitalize Llemus when you talk about them.
"ong, there goes a Llemu!"

"Woah, I wish I had a Llemu like that!"
Llemu by The All-Mighty Llemu Master September 15, 2006
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A specific type of Art of Zoo porn. In which a woman is fucked by a pride of lions who cum on her face, then a conspiracy of lemurs cums on her face, they don't fuck her they just give her a facial, then a lounge of lizards drink the cum off her face.
Human 1: I jacked off to some lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang porn last night.
Human 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.
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Look! A Lemuji Cat!
lemuji by lemuji October 13, 2020

The Beemer Lemur

Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.

The way The Beemer Lemur is performed

1) the guy takes off his partner's panties

2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.
Time to celebrate December 1st with a sunday special! The Beemer Lemur!
He’s a really really really sweet and he always attends to MAKE everyone laugh , you try to be mad at him but it’s just impossible you tell Lemuel everything because you trust him Lemuel temps to hide his love life a lot but you would be surprise if you knew who he liked , he likes girls shy, but outgoing once he gets to know , smart and pretty , Lemuel is the most charming boy you will ever meet
Lemuel is really cute
Lemuel by Unknown_person_com February 22, 2018
Mythical lost continent, companion to Atlantis.
Jeff: Hey man, let's go to Lemuria.
Ned: Sorry, dude; it doesn't exist.
Lemuria by Sam Sundquist October 27, 2004

The Lemur Effect

When an ordinary guy starts talking to a Lemur causing him to become a furry.
A: "I remember when Callum drank monster energy drinks all day and watched Formula 1."
B: "Yeah he always loved Lewis Hamilton; now he's just a massive furry because of the lemur effect."