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Named after Senator Patrick Toomey (R) from Pennsylvania who is notorious for ignoring his constituents (he held zero in-person town halls since becoming elected in 2016 throughout key policy discussions including the appointment of various cabinet members requiring Senate approval to debating health care legislation, and he received tens of thousands of faxes from constituents who were unable to reach him using his email or phone), to toomey someone is to wilfully ignore them, especially in cases where it is one's job to pay attention to them.
Person A: Can you believe it?! That tech support guy just hung up on me!

Person B: Dude, you've just been toomeyed.
toomey by citizen_grammarian June 23, 2017
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That movie was so toomey.
toomey by Chudge January 11, 2008
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equal parts Irish surname and super hip young person slang for tmrw, as in, "maybe we do a gnarly dope first Friday after your coffee banger toomey? Hmu." ;)
" Toomey and toomey and toomey, creeps in this pesky pace from day to day. And all our yestertoomeys have lighted fools the way to friscalating dusklight. "
- William Shakespeare
Toomey by Banny C Drisp December 3, 2020
to secretly go down on your friend (male) while he is sleeping.
Did you hear that Steve gave Mike a toomey last night?
toomey by HEHE LOL August 30, 2006
Toomey by jamie rivers April 27, 2009
equal parts irish surname and super hip young person slang for tmrw, as in, "maybe we do a gnarly dope first friday after your coffee banger toomey? Hmu." ;)
"Toomey and toomey and toomey, creeps in this pesky pace from day to day. And all our yestertoomeys have lighted fools the way to friscalating dusklight."
-William Shakespeare
Toomey by Banny C Drisp December 3, 2020

Jack Toomey

A massive gimp who likes red haired skeletons
Jack Toomey by georgefitz88 December 4, 2025