swafo

that magical area of a thong which covers the gooch or bonch

I enjoy cleaning my swafo while watching the evening news.

by Mo Runty September 12, 2008

seafood snacker

Someone who has casual sex with sailors.

That one cruising the sailor bars is a major seafood snacker!

by I, Wreckerrr January 24, 2017

Seafox

A free asbestos poisoning Center in Har Barbour. Also known famoosely for several orgie scandals.

I am so broke that I ate the fruit flies in seafox for weekend dinners

by lelelololalelulolila March 18, 2020

Shafozzle

To break; smash or explode.

I want to shafozzle Donald Trump

by Donald Onald Murder January 26, 2021

seafood diet

A person who does the complete opposite of diet.

Hey John! Starting tomorrow, I'll take your advice to go on a seafood diet. Every food I will "see", I will eat.

by robin_zib July 30, 2010

swaffeling

A dutch word for smacking your penis against someone or something.

I woke up in the middle of the night horny as hell, so I started swaffeling my wife's face.

by chaddy September 11, 2013

Swagonometry

Swagonometry was invented by a very smart man named Jeffrey Lamar Williams, but was handed down to a man of equal brain power, Sir Jequeezy the Great. Jequeezy brought Swagonometry to the common day school curriculum and they are widely worshiped by everyone in the world.

Jeffrey: Take them boys to school, swagonometry
Jequeezy: 🔥🔥🔥

by Bob Marlboro III November 26, 2019